That's what those millionaire fatcats what you to think so that you'll get the latest zippers installed in your pants. Show them that you're not their puppet and walk around with your fly sitting low and proud. I salute you Rebecca! » 7/21/14 1:03am Yesterday 1:03am

I jog regularly about 30 to 70 kilometers per week, depending on the week. Usually around the 7 or 8 kilometer mark, I get this group of farts which seem to me to be a whole lot of intestinal gas. I have no idea where it comes from, but it happens every time. » 7/21/14 12:54am Yesterday 12:54am

I rented a snowboard and boots to Raine Maida from Our Lady Peace. He seemed nice enough and he put in a good word with my manager on his way out. I think it might have been because I told two co-workers to fuck off and leave him alone when I was setting up his gear. Admittedly, I don't get that excited about… » 7/21/14 12:25am Yesterday 12:25am

I would not want to be king and all of these people are clearly not paying attention if they really want to. Admittedly, I'd probably just want to live in the absolute middle of nowhere in this world. It is an awful place where pretty much everyone who is at all involved in politics is at horrible risk of being… » 7/21/14 12:07am Yesterday 12:07am

I am all for the death of the lemonade stand. I'm not paying some kid a $1 for a cup of lemonade and I find them super annoying as they always come running up to you to try and drag you in. Every summer there are three or four set of kids in my neighbourhood who set these up and I end up having to either be careful… » 7/20/14 4:06pm Sunday 4:06pm